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27 ottobre

Utility Pole Blog on Homelessness

The light pole by my bus stop at Garfield High School on 23rd avenue isn't normally where you'd expect to find a link to someone's blog, but as you can see from the picture, this is indeed what happened to me the other day.
 
I have no idea how much of it is truth (judge for yourself), but as disturbing as it sounds, it's not unrealistic.  Most Americans don't realize that they're one unfortunate incident from homelessness, and in this person's tale, we see a fairly plausible (one-sided) portrait of how society treats the poor and homeless.
 
A real-life police-state conspriacy story if true...  Here's a less dramatic story of a family teetering at the edge of losing everything.
26 ottobre

Shadow Government in the USA

Surprise -- allegations the President doesn't actually run the show come from a former administration official. This Slate article summarizes the criticisms from a retired Col. Lawrence Wilkerson who served with both current President and the sire.
 
The article's quotes contain delicious use of "cabal," a word of joy to conspiracy theorists. The official's actual speech, delivered at an event for a think tank (how do you get a job at one of those?) can be found here.
 
That full transcript is an even better read because the speaker actually trots out the quote from that Eisenhower speech dear to every conspiracy-monger -- you know, the one about "the military industrial complex."
 
Anyway, the claim is that this little cabal, consisting of the Vice President, Secretary of Defense, and some other like-minded notables, forced the rest of the government to carry out questionable (actually “stupid”) according to the cabal’s arbitrary master plan.  The cabal abused executive branch power to force the federal "bureaucracy" (a term used in the speech without irony -- clearly this is a DC crowd) into carrying out actions it neither understood nor supported.  The article singles out the State Department as one of these puppet bureaucracies, and mentions usual suspects like the CIA and FBI.
 
Sounds like what happens when Dilbert's boss gets to be Vice President.  No wonder the administration is trying to pressure The Onion for headlines like "Bush to Appoint Someone to be in Charge of Country."
 
Interesting read, though of course a side effect is that the Col. has conveniently drummed up some interest in the upcoming book mentioned several times in the transcript.
 
Separately, I think I'd like to work at a think tank.  The host for the speech was the New America Foundation, a group whose web site was touting itself today as "the think tank for Generation Next" (eeew, imagine a baby Wolfowitz).  Look out RAND...
 

25 ottobre

Rosa Parks Taught Me How to Ride the Bus

Even though Rosa Parks has moved on, we know she will be remembered.  I'm proud that she came from Alabama, the same area in which a side of my family originated and still lives.  And of course she spent the second half of her life in Detroit, a city that has always been proud to claim her.  But even if I were somehow to forget about the course that Black people took through history, there is an even simpler reason I can't forget her-- it's just that I ride the bus every day.

One time buschick asked me why I was insisting on sitting near the front of the bus when I boarded.  My answer: "Because of Rosa Parks!"

And besides, without Rosa we wouldn't have a Black girl named buschick. :)

The front wasn't just about being further from the back where all the bad kids that want to be cool will sit (hey, I want to be cool too).  I like it  because Rosa and another 42,000 Black people went through some thangs for a lot of important reasons, the least of which was to get me a seat as close to the front of the bus as I'd like (which these days isn't the very front -- I'll have to wait until I'm around 65 for that, but it gives me something to look forward to. :) )

So thank you Mrs. Parks -- now I can sit where I please, and each day I do so, I always see that memory of what it took to get me here.

 

From today's news:

Good-bye Mrs. Parks
Rosa Parks, matriarch of civil rights, dies at 92 - Race in America - MSNBC.com
23 ottobre

C-O-N-Spiracy

Conspiracy theories are so much fun in part because they tie unrelated events into convoluted streams that collectively take on a mythical life of their own, leading to the most entertaining and ridiculous speculation.  As a Black Helicopter, I’m no stranger to conspiracies…
 
So to motivate myself to stay focused on blogging, and hopefully to provoke arguments if not some thought, I will carelessly declare the following unoriginal and unsophisticated theory of conspiracy:
 
The government of a certain world superpower is under the influence of a philosophy that elevates to the highest priority the cause of preserving power and its associated structures (well, I suppose this is a fairly common occurrence if you read enough history).
The external threat to this philosophy is foreign military strength and the control of key resources such as energy supplies, both of which limit the ability of those in power to exercise their strength or defend their very existence and fund their wealth-focused coalition of supporters and dependents.
 
The internal threat is mainly that of democracy, which advances the interests of the disempowered, often at the expense of the power structure.
This philosophy is currently being implemented through a series of foreign military excursions which address the external threat.  Additionally, the implementation attacks the internal threat of democracy through a domestic social-class restructuring that decreases the wealth, education, and rationality of the average citizen in order to create a populace that can be manipulated into believing its interests are the same as those of the power structure, despite overwhelming empirical evidence to the contrary.
 
I also claim that major events of the last four years, and even this year alone, are driven by this philosophy and directly support the theory.
 
Say it with me now -- C-O-N... Spiracy. :)
 
Disclaimer: I should make clear that in my academic career I steered away from social sciences in favor of humanities, natural sciences, and mathematics.  Any posts with links to philosophers, political science theory, sociology, or other educational links will be most welcome. :)

What had happened was...

This is the Powerpoint of the events since the Black Helicopter went underground at the end of 2004:
1. December 2004: Returned from a Detroit holiday at the end of the year to ring in the new one in Seattle with buschick and the Space Needle’s fireworks.

2. March, April May 2005: Spent way too much time on business trips, but got to finally visit Manhattan as a result and caught up with some NY homies.

3. May 2005: Took my first trip outside of the U.S. / Canada to visit Paris with buschick, with a quick side trip to London.  With the French-speaking buschick as my guide, I was able to engage in simple, scripted spoken communication with people in Paris, honoring buschick’s goal of not speaking English.  My reasonably strong Spanish and penchant for wild-guessing allowed me to read most of the French signs and newspaper articles…  We rode the trains of Paris and even weathered a transit strike.

4. Realized that with the business trips and Paris, I had not been home in Seattle for almost the entirety of a month.

5. June 2005: The Pistons valiantly defended their championship against worthy competition even after giving away a game, but finally relinquished their belts in the 4th quarter of the ultimate game 7.

6. From Seattle I endured a stream of bad news about Detroit’s mayor, the bankruptcies and struggles of large  regional employers / entire industries such as Northwest Airlines, Visteon, Delphi (all bankrupt) and Ford and GM (debt downgraded to junk status).

7. July 2005: Watched Detroit handle a successful but boring Major League Baseball All-Star Game in spite of useless commentators who disrespected Ernie Harwell.

8. Became obsessed with Detroit’s art-deco skyscrapers and this weather-cam of the city’s skyline.

9. Went down south to Selma, Alabama, to be part of my family reunion.  Despite nearly receiving stitches for my inept attempt at guarding my far more talented cousin in a friendly game of 21, it was hard to leave.

10. August 2005: Watched helplessly as another city with a distinct African-American culture, New Orleans was obliterated in part by a natural disaster but largely by the incompetence and neglect of an incompetent government and a larger society that ignores Black poverty as an accepted state of nature. Folks from the 313, does this sound familiar?

11. September 2005: Went to a conference of African-American employees sponsored by my employer as part of a diversity initiative.  The collection of so many talented Black people in one spot was inspiring in a way that no work-related event ever has been for me.  Fittingly, a post-conference gathering with some participants at the wonderful restaurant Marjorie yielded the best service and treatment I have ever experienced at any restaurant in the universe.

12. Stole buschick away on a trip to Detroit in September to see its beautiful skyscrapers, catch the Universoul Circus, see my wonderful parents, and “test ride” Detroit’s bus system among other things, and to officially ensure that my eventual return to live in Detroit would be with buschick. :)

13. October 2005: Calmed my fears about Detroit’s future by envisioning a new, uncorrupt city government, a focus beyond downtown-centric initiatives like the upcoming Super Bowl XL toward the city’s schools, and the identification of new industries outside the shrinking automobile industry.

14. Got mad at the Tigers for firing Alan Trammell, a cornerstone of some happy childhood sports memories.

15. Wished I could vote in Detroit’s upcoming mayoral election.

16. Wished the best for one of my best friends in Arizona as she purchased her first home.  I know that she will bap it out with booj…

17. Wished buschick well on her new J.O.B.

18. Finally got over blog abandonment guilt and resumed pollution of the blog universe with my brand of Black geekdom / nerdism.
Coming up: ridiculous oversimplifications of current events, my recent Detroit adventures with buschick, a poorly informed visitor’s guide to Detroit for the Super Bowl, how to not own a car in Seattle, and my most ambitious to date, the Virtual Nation State (tm) system for dysfunctional democracies.
 
Buschick, thank you for your wonderful writing – the Black helicopters are now back in our skies…
 

BackBlog

It seems buschick’s recent marketing campaign as a featured space (Congratulations buschick!) is shaming me back into action.  All along my blog's aims have been purposefully overambitious: to uncover the world’s conspiracies while weaving my own plot to restore the health and influence of the wonderful city of Detroit.  These continue to be, at least in my mind, laudable goals worthy of blog resurrection.
 
For now I'll judge success by the frequency of my posts, but eventually I'd like to accomplish that rarest of feats, the expression of an idea that the world deems slightly "new."
 
At the moment I have a ridiculous backlog since my last post; world events have passed me by.  I will need a few posts to catch up before resuming the mission.
 
At least I’m finally ready to say that this blog is back…